🔮Sacred Soirées
💫 Attention Valley Voyeurs: Your Guide to Our Sacred Soirées
🎭 Welcome to Silicon Valley's Most Elite Therapy Session (30 minutes of pure, unfiltered tea): Got a situation brewing? A hypothetical drama keeping you up at night? Darling, that's what your anonymous oracle is here for.
The Rules of Our Clandestine Gathering:
Names are so 2023. We speak in domestic animals here. (And yes, someone already claimed Persian Cat, but get creative)
Time is fluid in our universe - no dates, times, or specifics. Think of it as your digital masquerade
Your hostess will listen, reflect, and serve the hottest take straight from Silicon Valley's throne
Remember darlings, if you are a subscriber this is your premium perk – consider it community care with a side of scandal. After all, as the iconic Jill Vertes once mused,
"This is gonna cost me a lot of money in therapy."
No video because we love anonymity and comfort
The Art of Our Anonymous Assembly:
Your digital herald will sound the trumpets in our Chat Channel 24 hours before we convene
The sacred portal coordinates materialize 60 minutes prior in our Chat Channel, like all good secrets should
⚠️ A whisper of caution: If it could grace a court document, keep it in your designer drafts. While your hostess may have danced with legal eagles in Big Tech's gilded halls, this isn't that kind of party.
You know you love the mystery.
Spring Soirées in 2025:
💫 February's Inaugural Salon
Date: Tuesday, February 25th, 6:00 PM PST
Status: Subscribers Only
Mission: Tech Boi is going LIVE and yes, we’re taking your calls.
💫 March's Double Feature
Dates: March 25th, TBD
Status: Premium Access Only
Mission: When one dose of drama isn't enough
💫 April's Power Hours
Dates: April 8th & 22nd, 5:00 PM PST
Status: Premium Access Only
Mission: Spring secrets bloom in our garden of whispers
💫 May's Grand Finale
Dates: May 6th & 20th, 5:00 PM PST
Status: Premium Access Only
Mission: Closing our spring season with scandals untold
🗓 The Complete Dynasty Directory: Every Other Wednesday, 5:00-5:30 PM PST
February 26
March 11 & 25
April 8 & 22
May 6 & 20
Remember darlings, in Silicon Valley's digital court, discretion isn't just advised – it's required. Your anonymous oracle awaits.
You know you need to be there.
xoxo,
Tech Boi