Digital Decorum
Hello Darlings! 💋
Your favorite tech culture whisperer here, serving up some essential tea about our community guidelines with a side of sparkle ✨
The Sacred Space: Our Digital Sanctuary 🏰
Rule #1: Anonymity is Our Armor 🎭
Your identity is your most precious asset (like my sources, darling) 🤫
Government names are strictly forbidden ⛔
Legal tea stays in the courtroom, not our comments 👩⚖️
Break this? Blocked faster than a tech bro can say "AI revolution" 🚫
Acceptable Behavior (What Makes Us Fabulous) 💅
Industry Analysis & Tea Time 📊
"These Q4 numbers are giving last season's flop startup vibes..." 📈
"Couldn't help but notice certain VCs talking DEI while their portfolios say otherwise..." 👀
"The girlies in tech leadership staying strong at that 11%..." 💪
Cultural Commentary That Slays 🎯
Focus on patterns, not people 🔍
Keep it sharp but never cruel 🗡️
Serve looks, not personal attacks 💃
Unacceptable Behavior (Instant Social Exile) ❌
The "Don't You Dare" List 📜
Identity exposure (automatic block, bestie) 🚫
Personal attacks (we're better than that) 🙅♀️
Discrimination (not cute, never cute) 🤢
Legal matter gossip (save it for Law & Order) ⚖️
When Things Get Messy (Because Sometimes They Do) 😬
Owning Your Impact 💝
Did your hot take freeze someone out? 🥶
Time to serve a proper apology 🙏
No "sorry you felt that way" nonsense 🚮
Growth is always in style 🌱
The Art of the Classy Clapback 💫
Instead of: "This CEO is clueless" 😤 Try: "Interesting strategy... bold choice in this economy" 🤔
Instead of: "Their culture is toxic" 😠 Try: "The public patterns are giving red flags, bestie" 🚩
How to Serve an Apology (When You Need To) 🎀
The Perfect Recipe:
Acknowledge the impact 👂
Own it fully 💯
Do better next time 📈
No excuses, just growth 🌺
Remember Darlings... 👑
Every screenshot lasts forever 📸
Your wit should sparkle, not wound ✨
We're here to spill tea, not blood ☕️✌️
Kindness is always the hottest trend 💖
The Bottom Line 💎
Keep it:
Classy (like vintage Chanel) 👗
Smart (like a tech IPO that actually makes sense) 🧠
Safe (like our anonymous identities) 🎭
Fabulous (like us) ⭐
Until next time, remember: in our little corner of the internet, we don't just set trends – we set standards. 💫
You know you love me,
XOXO,
Tech Boi 💋
P.S. Break these rules and you'll be ghosted faster than a Web3 startup's valuation in a bear market 👻
